tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10432089.post8605497680151546156..comments2024-02-20T14:35:46.280-08:00Comments on Bay Views: Feeding Wild GameBay Viewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16760942927620035881noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10432089.post-66348981448998006762007-10-04T13:56:00.000-07:002007-10-04T13:56:00.000-07:00Cover' from Nick Hornby's "About A Boy".Baguettes,...Cover' from Nick Hornby's "About A Boy".<BR/><BR/>Baguettes, halved,<BR/>(I wouldn't throw whole<BR/>ones. Do I look<BR/>like a psycho?) that's all,<BR/>and it wasn't my fault<BR/><BR/>anyway, ducks<BR/>have eyes. He could<BR/>dodge if he wanted to.<BR/>Maybe<BR/>he wanted to be hit, maybe<BR/>he was sick of it,<BR/>swimming, that is,<BR/>I know I would be,<BR/>so it wasn't my fault<BR/><BR/>anyway, I'm no Olympic<BR/>javelin champion. I never<BR/>said I was a good aim<BR/>and yes, I know there's more<BR/>water than ducks<BR/>but I wanted him to get it,<BR/>and I knew the others'd fight him<BR/>I liked him, so<BR/>it can't be my fault<BR/><BR/>anyway, I didn't know<BR/>we'd come in, ruddy<BR/>after haggling down<BR/>the park keeper<BR/>from a life sentence<BR/>to a caution and a scowl<BR/>and you'd be there<BR/>on the sofa, limp<BR/>as wet bread.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10432089.post-29959872929211652522007-10-03T19:47:00.000-07:002007-10-03T19:47:00.000-07:00The cheetos remark gave you away, pony ...The cheetos remark gave you away, pony ...Bay Viewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16760942927620035881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10432089.post-34683151061799994512007-10-03T17:00:00.000-07:002007-10-03T17:00:00.000-07:00That duck looks pretty good for being run over.May...That duck looks pretty good for being run over.<BR/><BR/>Maybe it died from eating cheetos and other crap that women puts out for the raccoons, rats and ducks!<BR/><BR/>STOP FEEDING THE DAMN WILD ANIMALS!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10432089.post-23413485702616465992007-10-02T18:57:00.000-07:002007-10-02T18:57:00.000-07:00Help! I am being stalked by angry ducks. They have...Help! I am being stalked by angry ducks. They have threatened me with becoming a poophead. I can only assume that their leader, Meaghann, a fowl tempered person, and coincidentally, a Duck, is out to get me. (Gee, Honey, it was only one game ... The Ducks will come back.)Bay Viewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16760942927620035881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10432089.post-11223384245932718002007-10-02T17:07:00.000-07:002007-10-02T17:07:00.000-07:00We have a long and esteemed history of exploiting ...We have a long and esteemed history of exploiting the kindly dupes in Bayview. They adore us as Gods, giving offering that you, Herb, in your feeble attempt classify us as wildlife can not comprehend. That this one martyr for the cause of all duckdom has given himself is of no consequence. The guilt and shame his sacrifice has bestowed guarantees the hapless humans will fatten us all to divine flightlessness. We warn you, cut off our food and we shall spread the plague of bird flu to you all!!<BR/>Beware Herb you are a marked man may a rain of poop befall you!<BR/>Sincerely, the ducksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10432089.post-2852277889830125382007-10-01T20:55:00.000-07:002007-10-01T20:55:00.000-07:00I drive by this spot on a very regular basis for m...I drive by this spot on a very regular basis for my carpool and have often wondered when this would happen. It's sad to see, but I agree, the homeowner needs to look within to see why the duck was killed. Last year that was 8 or 10 pairs in the yard every day, this year it seems to have tripled. I hope it stops soon and they realize the trouble they may have caused.Philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702317255787445421noreply@blogger.com