Much has been written lately about polygamy and horny old goats. As a horny old goat, I seriously resent that. The presumption that if you are old and sexually active, it's disgusting, comes from the wasted youth that thinks that they personally invented sex.
While I don't personally agree with polygamy, it's more that I could never find a way to understand one, let alone multiple wives. After all, how many Dog Houses can one sleep in?
But back to my personal resentment...
If you are a single male that has had several recent sexual encounters, you are a Stud...A man that is admired. Forget the lies he told to temporarily befuddle the young ladies...After all, that's expected, right?
On the other hand, a senior citizen that wants a little affection, is called names and is reviled.
Signed,
The Old Goat
Contact Info
7 years ago
3 comments:
So we have young studs and horney old goats - what about us middleaged guys? We don't have a moniker! I feel cheated! I guess I will just suck in my middle aged gut, flirt with the Starbucks Girls, and drive into the sunset in my overpowered 4x4 truck.
Hrumph.
I used pervert, while I was still young enough to prove it...
Score yourself a keyboard kill there...
Post a Comment