Thursday, November 08, 2007

Don't screw with an Angry Woman

It turns out that a 28 year old woman, having a tiff with her husband, set his buffalo head on fire, in a wifely rage. The Buffalo head, not his. She was charged with arson. I haven't the technical knowledge of how to transfer her image to this blog, except to say that she is a 10.

We, here at Bayviews, have a sliding scale of guilt, mostly based on how devastating a beauty, or not, that they are. To imprison this rare beauty for just, what! (burning a dead head? Sorry, musicians) This lady is capable of turning heads in Hollywood. Hey, come to think of it, how many Hollywood maidens have to put up with a moldy animal head. Especially one that measures around three feet across.

The defense rests. The Asshole that talked her into putting that head up in her home needs counseling. As to the perpetrator, hey, she is welcome in Bayview, anytime.

For the real deal, go to the Idaho


Idaho Escapee said...

Hi, Herb...I knew a couple who lived in Garwood...he was a singer/guitarist in a country band I drummed for. His woman was one of those big, tough gals; she stood over six feet. Last I heard, she got good and mad at him and ran him over with their Ford Bronco. This was in the late 80s, I think. It's probably more healthy to stay single, huh?

Anonymous said...

Herb, gotta disagree re your taste in women though it is cool that you dig the punk rocker type.