Monday, June 18, 2007

Stuff Happens

A spy has reported to me that some unknown vagrant managed to tape Taryn Brodwater's cubicle with a, probably illegally obtained yellow tape. This tape suggests that because this is a crime scene, no one should cross. While I can't think of anyone that would be so crass as to stick the Cops/Crime reporters nose in it, especially when her nose isn't doing so well,(can you spell allergy attack?)

After questioning all of the reporters and editors present, none offered an explanation. One wag suggested that perhaps the little people did it. Personally, I suspect the night janitorial crew. You know, the ones without green cards?

I chatted with several possible suspects, but all remained mute. The news editor was missing, (which does not bode well for this weeks news) The photo department was dark. Obviously they were out attending a Ukulele concert by Jesse Tinsley. I can only surmise that lacking any other evidence, it must have been an Associate Editor,you know, like the one that hung around shabby chicks last weekend.

Since the editorial staff at the Spokesman-Review is busy preparing for the e-mail sexplosion from the prosecutors office, we will just have to wonder ... Say, what happened to my mentor. You know, Wondering. The very nice lady that named me "Sweet Herb." A woman with an obvious talent for...well, talent ...

5 comments:

Mommy Dearest said...

I'm on to you Herb ...

raymond pert said...

Yeah, what happened to Wondering's blog? I've clicked over to her blog address several times in the last week and it's gone. I'm not the only one puzzled. I wish she'd post here and tell her readers why her blog disappeared.

As the Bayview protector of Mommy Dearest, I hope you find the culprit.

I'll be up to Bayview this summer for potato salad, by the way. I'm looking forward to it.

Bay Views said...

Alas, Raymond, but I don't work at the wheel anymore. I just had too much stuff going on. They are making potato salad, but even after offering my recipe, they are not making Herb's Potato salad.

Mrs. T said...

You would think Mommy Dearest would be thanking you for all the investigating you did to find out what happened to her desk?! :)

I too have been missing the wonderful Wondering. Where has she gone too?

Hello to you, Herb! How are things in Bay View?

Phil said...

Herb, if you ever have a mind to posting that potato salad recipe on your blog, it would be greatly appreciated!